Sunday, February 21, 2010
Imma Write a Book
Alright, I've just decided that I'm gonna write a book about the inner feelings and thoughts that guys have. For real. Cuz in Hamlet and Macbeth, it wasn't about their inner thoughts and feelings about being a man, it was about them contemplating issues and problems that actually matter. They weren't just whining the whole time about being princes and what was "expected" of them. And in the end, they both went out guns-a-blazin. Not Edna. What does she do? She thinks, and ponders, and goes nutso crazy cuz the guy she wants to have an affair with leaves her. You know how it should have ended? Besides the Orcs and Dragons? Leonce should have taken her into the Bayou, and fed her to some alligators. Given her something real to complain about for once. Word.
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Do it! Then you can be a famous author, won't have to serve in the military, and can be rich and famous and thank your AP Lit teacher for all her inspiration with loads and loads of money!
Well see, that's my point. No one will want to buy a book about feelings that guys have. Know why? Because that would be an extremely boring, and R-rated, topic. Which is something Kate Chopin didn't realize. The only reason it belongs to this "literary cannon" you're always talking about is because of the feminist movement. Maybe my book would be famous if there ever was a "malinist" or "guylinist" movement, but there won't be because guys already rule the world.
WORD.
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